Haikus: Dancing with the Stars Season 17 Week 4

Corbin Bleu
True Paso Doble
No gimmicks, so entrancing
Minor posture notes
(Score: 27)

Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi
Jet lagged and sickly
Jive to Mickey, so sloppy
Connect with partner
(Score: 24)

Christina Milian
Foxtrot, first ballroom
Fine, I guess, not great in hold
Where’s the softer side?
(Score: 24)

Amber Riley
Tango with hurt knees
Lacked levels, obvs, crisp in hold
Overwhelming praise
(Score: 27)

Bill Engvall
Samba – bad uncle
He loses it in the spins
An A for effort
(Score: 21)

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